What is your bowel movement schedule?

Question

During the work week, it's around 6. After dinner. Prefer mornings on the weekends. Takes the pressure off, so I can enjoy the rest of the day and whatever plans we have that night.

My schedule does vary some during the spring and summer. Depending on the humidity and how much rainfall we've had up to that point.

Got off schedule about a month ago. Was going in the morning before I went to work. Hated that. Rather have it during the evening. Gives me something to look forward to during the day.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Robcatt24.

Answer 1

around 10am. tried to alter it but found it's best not to mess with nature. I think it's all the coffee. just kinda gets things going...

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by crazyqx83.

Answer 2

9AM. Typically set my watch by it, so consistent. Wish it was earlier at home, makes my morning drive and things I have to take care of a little aggravating.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Rex Kwon Do.

Answer 3

I poop when I like, and I like when I poop.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by funKYcat75.

Answer 4

I'm going right now.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Blind Karl Hess.

Answer 5

Who gives a &#!@

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by blue steve.

Answer 6

Who gives a &#!@

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by blue steve.

Answer 7

Apparently, you give two.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by funKYcat75.

Answer 8

Usually once a day around noon. Hate going to the gym in the evening unless I've had one.

Unexpected benefit of having acid reflux -----> Carafate

Coats the stomach. No toilet paper needed 90% of the time. Just a couple of squares to check.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by legalbeagle123.

Answer 9

7:30 AM during the week. A little later on the weekend.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by DoubleSecretProbation.

Answer 10

That is where this thread needs to be.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by warrior-cat.

Answer 11

When I used to work for people, I always left a dump on their time, not mine. Double bonus!

I prefer to call it the Coiling Megahenry

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Pygmy Sasquatch.

Answer 12

mid morning, and yes I also enjoy the fact that I poop on company time M-F

none of my free time wasted on that nasty business during the week

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by JHB4UK.

Answer 13

this is me. usually an hour or so after I get to work. talked with people about it before and found it's a pretty common m o.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by ymmot31.

Answer 14

Good Grief!!!!! Somebody light a match!

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by straykat.

Answer 15

around 10am everyday. its like clockwork

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Wildcat22Fan.

Answer 16

Wake up, feed the dog, do a double shot of espresso, poop.

Work, lunch, poop.

On weekends, it tends to be once around mid-morning and then again after dinner. I am definately regular, maybe too regular sometimes.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by 80 Proof.

Answer 17

One of life's little pleasures is taking a dump on company time. I'm at the point where doing it at home seems wrong.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by GhostVol.

Answer 18

- Don't do public toilets...unless it is a life or death situation.

- Don't know how some of you that don't go first thing in the morning function through the day. I'd be miserable.

- At least two and most of the time three per.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by chiefpaduke.

Answer 19

Weekdays in the morning before leaving for work. Then about 1 or 2 @ work. Sometimes once again at home before I go to bed. On Weekends usually only in the mornings both days. I guess work just aggrevates the ish out of me.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by kyfan606.

Answer 20

No schedule. I just use these.

Link: Crapped

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by ukbob.

Answer 21

At work if I can help it. They keep the bathrooms clean and I get paid to do it.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by ukwizard.

Answer 22

I avoid public dumps. I even own my own office and very rarely go there because other people work there. Luckily I only live a few minuted from home and can get away most any time.

I am only regular if I am properly incorporating fiber into my diet.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Rome1009.

Answer 23

Hope you don't eat this, then.

Link: Cereal

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by funKYcat75.

Answer 24

I wish I could always go before work. But, some days my body isn't ready and mornings at home are kind of rushed. The problem is that I have irritable bowel syndrome. Therefore, I know at some point in the morning my body is going to fire off the warning sirens. What sucks is when this is going on in the car during my 30 minute commute to work. There is no way I am going to be able to hold it. That means stopping off any place I can find.

It's all good if the bathroom at McDonalds is open or at Starbucks. It sucks when they are occupied, and in the morning they commonly are. Let me tell you, I have had to dump at some pretty nasty holes. Because when my body is telling me to dump, I better listen or I pay the price. I have had to turn around and go back home twice in my life for shatting in my pants in the car ride to work. Luckily, this happened in 10 years. I no longer take the sire warnings lightly and try to press my luck.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by buster3.0.

Answer 25

Wow, you really put a lot of thought into this.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by HymanKaplan.

Answer 26

People pooping at work costs American businesses over $10 billion annually in lost productivity.

Just wait till Congress gets wind of this.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by merkus.

Answer 27

Pun intended??

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by funKYcat75.

Answer 28

You have no idea. Don't get me started.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by buster3.0.

Answer 29

Try some peppermint (the herb) for your IBS. I've heard it helps with IBS. Maybe a cup of tea before you go to work.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Pygmy Sasquatch.

Answer 30

I love peppermint! Peppermint's my favorite!

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Buddy-The-Elf.

Answer 31

Want to know how quickly your body processes food from fresh to crap?
Eat 4 ounces of whole kernel corn. Write the time down that you ate it. Then write the time down the next time you see the corn. Subtract it from the first time you recorded. This gives your digestive rate. 24-36 hours is the average. 12 and 72 hours are the outliers.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Catemus.

Answer 32

Get up take kids to school, jog, drink coffee, poop.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by blueundies.

Answer 33

a cup of tea would open me up like a four door buick

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by pokerplayingcat.

Answer 34

I take 4 to 5 dumps a day.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Willy4UK.

Answer 35

I meant peppermint tea. But enteric coated peppermint would likely be better for someone with IBS.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Pygmy Sasquatch.

Answer 36

Follow me on Twitter. I tweet every time I go.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by IdaCat.

Answer 37

healthy diet... low carb, low fat, high protein, high fiber, mod-high calorie (I'm 6'2" 195).

get to work, drop a deuce.
eat lunch, drop a deuce.
before workout around 7pm, drop a deuce.

Anymore it's always a smooth slug that requires very little wiping. Back when I was in grad school studying all the time and eating junk, they'd be monsters turds with wrinkles that'd rip my ass apart and force me to wipe 15 times.

It's proof that a healthy diet does wonders for your body.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by JasonSpear.

Answer 38

A great man once said, "If a grown man hasn't sh*t himself he's either a liar or he's not taking enough chances"

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by RUPPsRevenge1.

Answer 39

A great man also once said "If a grown man gets a trampstamp he is he is asking for it up the pooper."

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by ukwizard.

Answer 40

Daily about 10:00. If I am lucky I get a late evening movement too. Love those double days.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by joebhalljr.

Answer 41

I bet RR has no problem dropping a load. He has been bored out right below the Tramp Stamp.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by catsfanbgky.

Answer 42

^STFU and GTFO. You RUIN my ish schedule reading.

The worst ish ever is the one that you have to take right after a shower. That really pisses me off.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by roguemocha.

Answer 43

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Stonewall12.

Answer 44

Being a murse, i bet you really do do enjoy seeing and talking about someone taking a duece. I bet you do not even where gloves when changing a ole farts pants.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by catsfanbgky.

Answer 45

Between 8 and 10a. Did y'all know that Kim jong il never took a dump?

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by TexasKat.

Answer 46

What about when you have to step out of the shower midway through to take a ish. Then when you are done you step back in the shower.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by buster3.0.

Answer 47

was it Richard Pryor that had the ish routine? ghost poops etc...

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by Black Label Wildcat.

Answer 48

I was just sitting here thinking that it would suck if someone had a hit on me and they read this thread. It would be pretty bad to be ended while your on the shitter... but I have heard you let loose one final time when the bell tolls.

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by 80 Proof.

Answer 49

Buster, that one sucks because the floor gets wet but at least you're clean again.

catsbg, come on you can do better than that. Shitty pants, murse, changing old people, etc...that's not even funny because it's been said a million times. Why not just make a gaylord focker and be done with it. I mean dude, you've got SEASON tickets to WESTERN FOOTBALL, you're better than the average person!

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by roguemocha.

Answer 50

why did i just read this?

Originally posted on The Paddock - General Discussion Forum by truth_seeker.