Sidney is so fat...

Question

He can't even open his eyes. Seriously.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by BlueBomb.

Answer 1

I noticed the same thing and put it in the game thread BB. He looked like a Shar pei puppy.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by SaguaroCat.

Answer 2

He puts his belt on with a boomarang.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Chino1176.

Answer 3

Those are some heavy eye lids for sure.

Everything on that dude is puffy.

Such a waste of talent. I am no fitness freak, I can be pretty damn lazy actualy. But that dude probably has 15% more body fat than I do.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by ukfan79.

Answer 4

Someone needs to intervene before it's too late. We don't need a 400 pound pile of lard blindly running into our players and trampling them.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by FiveStarCat.

Answer 5

He sweats butter.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Wall Knight Teague.

Answer 6

He had a griddle in his cradle.



Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by CatPhight.

Answer 7

Basically a combo between Demarcus Cousins and Fat Albert.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by bkingUK.

Answer 8

.....and lazy.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by UK8N2012.

Answer 9

Stand him next to a light post and he makes the number 10.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Chino1176.

Answer 10

His blood blood type is Bacon grease!

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by stublue18.

Answer 11

Face looks like he was stung by a pack of bees and they left a pack of hot dogs on his neck

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by billd0419.

Answer 12

He looks like the fat bully from 3 Ninjas, with almost the exact same attitude. Someone get on photoshop with this.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by LineSkiCat.

Answer 13

Wow, probably never eat butter again now. Thanks.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by mitch2112.

Answer 14

boy ain't healthy....

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by heidiho99.

Answer 15

Cut him open and he bleeds gravey

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by kywildcats78.

Answer 16

It really is sad the way he's wasted his talent with supreme laziness. If he REALLY cared, he'd be an impressive player.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by UKNumeroUno.

Answer 17

He is impressive, but in the way Barkley was impressive. "How is that fat guy so athletic?" The replay of his block of Davis was one of the more ridiculous things I've seen, he was up there.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by ckwils2.

Answer 18

He's so fat I took a picture of him last Christmas and its still printing.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Prime MF.

Answer 19

His butt cheeks are in different zip codes.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by KYJamm.

Answer 20

Hes is so fat that is gravy running through his veins.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by kyfan606.

Answer 21

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Kycatspaws.

Answer 22

he reminds me of the guy in Weird Al's "FAT" video who pulls a burger out of his pocket..."you ain't down with us! You ain't fat!"

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Son of Saul.

Answer 23

Fat Sugar Sydney in tha houuuuuse

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Tyblue22.

Answer 24

I heard he drinks gravy from his Gatorade bottle during games.

This post was edited on 2/21 11:22 PM by bigblue7609

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by bigblue7609.

Answer 25

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by flacat22.

Answer 26

he got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Fast Walker.

Answer 27

he wanted to make the ncaa tourney so he could eat at the yum center. Next year he's going to have 3 numbers on his jersey.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by catzfanjim.

Answer 28

He puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Bank Cat.

Answer 29

He's the only one that gets a tan at the beach

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Pygmy Sasquatch.

Answer 30

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by CatPhight.

Answer 31

..he has diabetes and high blood pressure! Lol!

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by wildcatsincebirth.

Answer 32

...he was sitting in the middle of the road, I swerved to miss him and ran out of gas

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Son of Saul.

Answer 33

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Kycatspaws.

Answer 34

that his fat butt gets in shape over the summer of 2012 and averages 21.6 points and 11.3 rebounds next year. He averages 3 treys a game next year and dominates inside. He goes 6th in the 2013 draft.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Bluegrass79.

Answer 35

When he gets in the tub the toilet water rises.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by kyboy1998.

Answer 36

HEY!...HEY!!!....HHHEEEEYYYYY!!!!
I think he's Okaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!

....na-na-na gonna have a good time....

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by BlueMenGroup.

Answer 37

And thats the sad part. I bet he easily has a 32-34 inch vertical today. If he lost 40 pounds.and put his head on straight hed be demarcus cousins with an extra 12 inches in hops.

But to run with the thread, renardo is so fat davis has to take TWO dribbles to get around him

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Catzman.

Answer 38

Agreed. We should be above the name calling. Kid has a problem and needs help. Unfortunately, Stansbury is not the coach to make him get in shape and play hard. Sidney is a thug, and got paid to play, but he could be an amazing NBA talent someday. But he has got to lose weight and play hard. When he got his 4th foul, I seriously thought he was trying to foul out so he could go sit on the bench. He was gassed at the 18 min mark of the 2nd half.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by WildcatFan60.

Answer 39

Looks like he ate the the kid from the movie "Old School".

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by watchadoin.

Answer 40

Best tweet of the night came from Drew Franklin saying something like, " This is Sidney's best performance since Precious"

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by willymakit63.

Answer 41

grow up

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Great Grandson of All American.

Answer 42

The kid has a weight problem and it needs to be addressed.
WITH THAT SAID, this is the type of thread that makes the rest of us look like RACIST REDNECKS.
Some of you need to realize that and stay classy!!






j/k It's some funny ish!! Keep posting!!

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by new era cat.

Answer 43

Somebody said he was just Big Boned,I said what are they,Dinosaur Bones

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Bluest Member.

Answer 44

If the dude was any bigger he'd be too fat to play in the movie precious.

This post was edited on 2/22 12:45 AM by trav55

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by trav55.

Answer 45

If there was a loose ball and a hotdog on the floor, is there any doubt which one he would dive for?

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by trav55.

Answer 46

You guys that call people fat shows how your mom and dad raised you. No respect for others. Now, you guys get ready to say, thank you fatty. You're welcome.

I wouldn't call anyone fat. Especially, one that is in good condition like this player is. It's easy for tooth picks to run up and down the court, but you have to be in good condition to run and play with his size.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Gary4UK.

Answer 47

This post was edited on 2/22 1:37 AM by Pygmy Sasquatch

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Pygmy Sasquatch.

Answer 48

So true, but that fat POS ran himself into a sweat tonight. superbowl for him. I loved it towards the end of the game when he got his azz handed to him.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by MO_Blue.

Answer 49

^yea and it took two timeouts cause his aZZ was so big-lol. Seriously, his baby picture weighed 10 lbs.

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by Littlefeller.

Answer 50

now thats FUNNY

Originally posted on Rupp Rafters by evilbluballs666.