Dear Aubs

Question

signing day is going to really suck for you guys




Originally posted on The Open Forum by noles197531103.

Answer 1

Criminole,


The actual season will probably suck for you, because you will probably run your streak of losing 4 games or more to 8 years in row. 2004 is the last time your pathetic football team lost fewer than 4 games in a single season

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 2

Not as bad as the criminoles '12 football season...It must sucks not being relevant this entire century,try again Mo....

Originally posted on The Open Forum by DyeI.

Answer 3

Did anyone fall farther and faster than Allbarn in one year?

Once CrimCam left, you had nuthin'.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by goldmom.

Answer 4

You have to be at the top first to fall something you criminoles know nothing about at all...

Originally posted on The Open Forum by DyeI.

Answer 5

The criminoles didnt have anywhere to fall to this year, because you have already sucked for close to the last decade straight. The crimioles also lost to those famous football powerhouses Virginia and Wake Forest again this year. Of course, there is really nothing unusual about that either, because it is probably at least the 3rd or 4th time you have lost to Wake Forest in the last decade

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 6

Unless I have miscounted, this year was the 4th time the criminoles have lost to Wake Forest since 2006, which is a perfect example of how much they have completely and totally sucked in recent years

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 7

Hey ohsfan26 you tell those want to be Gators...

Originally posted on The Open Forum by DyeI.

Answer 8

at least we have not reached the level you guys are and acting like other fans and bashing recruits facebook pages.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by reerob78.

Answer 9

FSU is a none motherf....ing factor simple and plain Auburn could care less about you swamp people..WE ARE AUBURN.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by DyeI.

Answer 10

Yet you and several other members of your fan base are over here running your mouth and making fools out of yourself on an Auburn message board. I very rarely even lurk on any FSU message board mainly because I couldnt two shits about the criminoles football program

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 11

You are my new buddy ohsfan26 you tell it like it is and those criminoles tell it like they wish it was.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by DyeI.

Answer 12

Its funny because you seem to give more than two shits seeing that you are in arguments in almost every thread on this board that is about FSU. Not to mention all of the other threads with bamma fans where you do the same. It is possible to have discussions and even talk smack without turning into a crybaby. The funny thing is you can tell by what you say that you do care about us criminoles (even though AU has plenty of arrests of their own)
I for one am an Auburn Fan as well and have family in the area. I have met tons of courteous and fun to be around Auburn fans and had great debates and discussions with them about football and other things.

Isnt that the point of the message boards that are open to everyone...

Originally posted on The Open Forum by Noleguy83.

Answer 13

Man Crush....not that there is anything wrong with it.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by botswana2011.

Answer 14

Yep, you have me figured out. If your fellow FSU clown college fans come on this board and start talking smack and dsirupting the board, I might actually return the favor. So what? When I say I dont care about the criminoles, I mean I dont care enough to post or lurk on one of your boards, and I also dont care enough to watch or follow your games. If I had my preference, I would also prefer criminole fans to get the hell of this board, so we are not subjected to your stupidity

By the way, I am not surprised you or any criminole fan would call out a another school's fan for simply responding to the ridiculous and retarded smack your own fans have been attempting to spew on this board instead of calling out your own fans for going on another team's board and making fools out of themselves to start with. It just further reinforces my opinion that the great majority of the criminole fan base are total morons

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan25.

Answer 15

LOL...I can't believe Bama's little brother tried to start crap with us. I thought you guys were told to stay at the kid's table.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by yeti1981.

Answer 16

You were wrong, we don't want to sit with you "people"... how long since free shoes U has been relevant? geeze, do something and then you can run that goober smoocher

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 17

Pretty ironic considering the criminoles always have been and always will be the 3rd best football program in your own state. Well, unless South Florida or Central Florida surpasses you at some point in the future and knocks you down to the 4th or 5th best football program in your own state...which might be a real possibility considering how much you have sucked in recent years

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 18

please pull your head out of your azz.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by Sanctions Stand.

Answer 19

Yall can knock FSU all you want but you need to come up with better points...what is funny about it is these Auburn fans dogging FSU and saying they lost to this team or that team when Auburn didn't beat anybody and looked absolutely horrible in their blowout losses. Atleast FSU beat their rival and also looks to be poised to move upward next season. Auburn on the other hand is in the lower half of the SEC in talent and looks to be falling futher behind. There is More bad news for Auburn than most teams right now...the worst thing that could happen to Auburn has happened and that is Texas A@M joining the SEC West as they will be a huge thorn in the side of the teams such as Auburn. Over the next several seasons Auburn and their depleted talent level will won't no part of Texas A@M and their Texas talent and they sure won't be much of a challenge for recruiting heavyweight and team on the rise FSU! Laugh now and cry later Aubs!

Originally posted on The Open Forum by bryant84.

Answer 20

Our depleted talent level?? Ughh we beat our rival LAST year... we won 8 games this year, who is "anybody"? Just another teabagging, horse humping, tree killer. "will won't no part" I think the word you were scratching your head looking for was "want". Try english next time nitwit.

"bryant84"? Was it you I saw at the circus sat wearing the shirt with the houndstooth hat on it that said some have filled the shoes, but none can fill the hat?

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 21

nm

This post was edited on 1/31 10:11 AM by ohsfan26

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 22

Wow! That is one awesome prediction buddy. Can I call you Nosterdamus?
row tide.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by Sanctions Stand.

Answer 23

this forum is like a bug zapper for he stupidest bammers on the planet, just draws 'em in

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 24

Yea Auburn beat Alabama last season by 1 point on a furious comeback which was probably nice for an Auburn fan but the fact is yall have lost 3 out of 4 to Bama with a couple of blowouts in there. Not to mention Alabama is a far superior program from top to bottom and there is no end in site to the dominance. Also Georgia has been having their way with you also. As far as talent level I meant what I said and it is the facts. Aubs scream we are young but lets be honest even young talent is noticable and nobody noticed! I think Blake is a good player but he has only 1 year left, QB-none, RB-behind AL,UGA,LSU,Ark in talent for sure, OL-just plain bad, DL-some talent here, LB-bottom of SEC, DB-middle teir talent! I am just calling it like I see it and my opinion is basicly shared with anyone that is not an Auburn fan and HOPEING the talent is great! Chizik can get it turned around but there is no guarantees!

Originally posted on The Open Forum by bryant84.

Answer 25

"hopeing"? are you just illiterate?

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 26

I like the way you look at numbers.

Since 2000, Auburn has 8 wins and Bama has 4.

Why do you think Bama could not close the deal in 2011 to the weak, undefeated NC team Chiz coached?

ps. Danny Sheridan know who your daddy was and I have monkeys flyin from my azz. row damn tide.

This post was edited on 1/31 10:47 AM by Sanctions Stand

Originally posted on The Open Forum by Sanctions Stand.

Answer 27

At first I thought bryant84 was maybe li'l Brik back under a different name; but this guy isn't even bright enough to pass as a high schooler. That was a clinic on how to not write a paragraph. I know that a message board isn't about spelling and grammar, but for crying out loud...at least attempt to look like you've attended some form of schooling.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by AUav8r.

Answer 28

FSU has fallen the most of all teams. 14 stright top 4 teams to losing 4 games every year. they can't win the ACC that all you need to know

Originally posted on The Open Forum by int1974.

Answer 29

LOL...pot meet kettle. Really, you guys went from championships to trying to stay above .500 in 2 years. I don't want to hear about a fall from grace from you guys. PS - 21-7...shhh.

Back to the point at hand. Auburn is still the only team I know of that has paid to get out of an ass whipping. Duke knows they're going to catch a beat down from us every year, but they're man enough to play us. Auburn... not so much. You guys can come on here and try to rile us up with nonsense stories about our coaches leaving, but the reality is FSU is a national team with a following from coast to coast. No one outside of a third of the state of Alabama cares about Auburn football. You've never won a meaningful game that you didn't pay players to win, you're generally regarded as the dirtiest team in college football, and despite all that you can still never catch Bama. That's why Stoops said, "No thanks," that's why we're winning all of our recruiting battles, and that's why no one will remember if you guys were good or not this year. Because no one cares about the 4th or 5th coolest team in the SEC.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by yeti1981.

Answer 30

You FSU clown college fans really are dumber than bammers. You remember what happened in 1999, but you conveniently get amnesia and forget about your clown college being too chickenshit to join the SEC when you had the opportunity back in the early 1990's. If you would have been brave enough to take that offer, you could have played Auburn every single year. You are also too dumb to realize your crap football program is a whopping 4-13 against Auburn all time

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 31

Yet you care enough to troll the Auburn message boards?? How ironic!!! This statement is classic: "You guys can come on here and try to rile us up..." Yeah, AU fans came to the AU message board to rile up FSU fans! Too funny!!

Originally posted on The Open Forum by AUav8r.

Answer 32

what does what happened 10 years ago have to do with anything, the run in the series is 3 out of 4, what Shula and Tuberville did at UA and AU has nothing to do with what is going on at each place now. Anybody can pull a random number out and make it what they want it to be but reality says 3 out of 4 and Bama slapped Auburn around this year. Ask anyone and they will tell you Auburn and Bama are on 2 different levels and it isn't good for Auburn. Yall are behind and can't keep pace....the talent level is not even close! The next time Bama comes to Auburn and kicks that butt yall will have lost 3 straight and 5 out of 6! You know I speak the truth as bad as it may sting!

Originally posted on The Open Forum by bryant84.

Answer 33

Originally posted on The Open Forum by BamaFan1137.

Answer 34

This coming from a guy who I would bet has a pieces of Bama gear with something about their "14 championships" on it!!! Peoples like this keep Finenbaum in business!!

Originally posted on The Open Forum by AUav8r.

Answer 35

I just skimmed your post originally, so I missed some parts of it. Your claims that the clown college in Tallahassee is a national team with a national following is laughable.

Your football stadium's capacity would be in the lower half of the SEC and you still cant sell it out on a regular basis. Your merchandise sales would also be in the lower half of the SEC, including being below Auburn.

As for your on the field performance, I will give the criminoles credit for having a nice run in the 1980's and 1990's, but the rest of your football history is complete garbage. If I remember correctly the FSU clown college in Tallahassee was originally founded as an all girls college and didnt start playing college football until the 1940's. Your football program was complete garbage in the 1940's, complete garbage in the 1950's, complete garbage in the 1960's, complete garbage in the 1970's, and has it been complete garbage since the turn of the 21st century. The only two decades the criminoles have been better than Auburn is during the 1980's and 1990's, and they were only 1 or 2 games better than Auburn during the 1980's. The criminoles football program was also completely and totally full of thugs and criminals during the 1980's and 1990's and the criminoles have never won a significant game without having a team full of thugs and criminals

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 36

why thank you oneonethreeseven

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 37

You must be one of those Myans that thinks the end of the Auburn world happens in 2012... right? You have a bad case of 'fulla bama' disease... row damn time....

Originally posted on The Open Forum by Sanctions Stand.

Answer 38

Beautiful ..the Plains Rednecks crash and burn

Originally posted on The Open Forum by Noledynasty2b.

Answer 39

Noledynasty...Dynasty??? Really???

Originally posted on The Open Forum by AUav8r.

Answer 40

well they have had 2 NC, of course none in the BCS era, pity Bowden passed away or they might have more

This post was edited on 1/31 2:29 PM by tufftigerz

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 41

I heard Daddy Bowden is going to get "Peggy" to come coach them up this year!!

Originally posted on The Open Forum by AUav8r.

Answer 42

1999.. BCS era? We were the first team to win the BCS and go wire to wire #1.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by Noleguy83.

Answer 43

I humbly apologize for my error

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 44

If Auburn fans don't think how much their signing day sucked...just read your own message board! It is in total meltdown mode! hahahaha!!!



Originally posted on The Open Forum by BriSape23.

Answer 45

Check the team rankings, dipshit. Auburn's class is currently ranked 11th. Of course, that is somewhat subpar compared to the recruiting classes we have had the last two years, which were 4th and 7th nationally. However, I think we will survive since you have to factor coaching into the equation and I would take our current coaching staff over the criminoles any day of the week

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 46

so instead of reveling in your stellar class you're here. GFYS...EAD...ESAD

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 47

You should take it as a compliment that Auburn is improtant enough for this clown to come by and check our board. I wouldnt waste my time checking the FSU board since they are pretty much irrelevant to me

Originally posted on The Open Forum by ohsfan26.

Answer 48

Well there you have it. I guess Auburn sucks.

Originally posted on The Open Forum by Sanctions Stand.

Answer 49

Hell I assumed FSU didn't even have a board , I figured thats why they were all over here

Originally posted on The Open Forum by tufftigerz.

Answer 50

haha...well your head coach and AD offered a member of the coaching staff over a million dollars. That still wasn't enough...

Originally posted on The Open Forum by BriSape23.