coolbreeze--pick your poison

Question

Breezy, you are awful quiet since NSD. Maybe ole pat dye could help you drown your sorrows a bit with some of that whiskey he is working on. It is just not a good day in Lee county. That train in Tuscaloosa is running wild and barnie can do nothing to slow it down.

I would like to know why barnie could not sign even 20 players. Out of the entire country why could you not find 25 players who would be willing to "swallow their pride" and play for barnie? You need them, especially since so many have abandoned the plains during the cheese years.

To close, and set the record straight and destroy your wild predictions about recruiting, the auburnettes are 12th, 14th and 17th in Rivals, scout and espn respectively. Even as good as you are in manipulating the numbers tell me how are you going to get a first, or tied for first out of any of these rankings.

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 1

I will send a case of Wild Turkey down for Dye and breezy to enjoy together. Breezy, just make sure Pat doesn't lose his pants in the lake this time.

Originally posted on Open Forum by billywayneluck.

Answer 2

"Lets not get real stupid here, bammers...."

That's literally all the guy can ever come up with. I wish the cult would send someone over that could actually present a challenge. The Open Forum might be more fun if so. Instead, we're relegated to babysitting the village cretin. He's like a midget that's pissed because he's short...everyone already notices you're small and a little funny looking, so you'd be better off not bringing attention to yourself (metaphor alert, dip$hit).

Originally posted on Open Forum by RMOORE54.

Answer 3

I wish I could come up with a better phrase but let's face it, you bammers are pretty stupid.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 4

how does it feel to be curb stomped 42-14 by them stupid bammers breezy?

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 5

Just another season as an Auburn fan...remember breezy what Auburn stands for?

Alabama
Usually
Beats
Us
Round
November



Originally posted on Open Forum by billywayneluck.

Answer 6

Billy, silly billy, you must have been in a deep sleep for the last 30-32 years since the bear died if you think alabama usually beats Auburn in november.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 7

30-32 years?

Lets talk about recent history. Like 3 out of the last 4? Here's a little trip down memory lane to help you remember. Enjoy!


PS. Posting this pic never gets old.

Originally posted on Open Forum by billywayneluck.

Answer 8

Silly billy, It is also 3 out of the last 10 or 4 out of last 12. Let's face it, Auburn owns you bammers.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 9

your rambling statements are so comical. I find it interesting that you will never take direct issue with direct questions such as, who leads the series, who has more national titles, sec titles, bowl games, bowl wins, recruiting titles, why did you so miserbly fail to be first or tied for first in recruiting like you so firmly proclaimed you would be back in november and december.

Your auburnettes are sucking hind tit little man. go look at the all time conference stats. you cannot even keep players on the plains. forty three percent of your players from the previous two classes are not even on the team any longer. Why?
Your best reply thus far has been, oh...oh...we will get better. wait until 2013--2014 by god. we will be super shat, etc, etc.

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 10

In the last 10 years, Auburn has more Sec titles and undeafeted seasons than you bammers 2-1 both and we are tied in nc with 2. We lead 7-3 head to head. If you go back 30 years same thing. Auburn hold a 14-5 record in Jordan hare and Jordan hare west vance. You have only beaten Auburn 1 time on your own field in 7 tries. You have had a nice 3 year run but don't bet it will continue boy's. It's been great to be a Auburn tiger for the last 10, 20 30 years. We've had more fun than you bammers.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 11

how could you forget to mention it has been 3 out of the last 4, 2 national titles in three years, curbed stomping you in recruiting etc. etc? Now, little man, take a bow and honor saban like little aubie should.

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 12

Little boy, I said you had a nice 3 year run.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 13

I spoke with an auburn fan late last week whom is a very well known physician in his hometown. He is an Auburn graduate. He very accurately put into perspective what a lot of people have known for quite some time. He admitted that auburn is desperately behind bama, ga, lsu and arky right now in terms of having a complete program. he added that fl is also way ahead even though aubie pulled off the win in 2011. the gators recruiting success last week only widens the gap.

So, little man, even your most avid fans that have some common sense realizes what they are looking at. Ever wonder why none of your buds are on here throwing you a "life jacket" while you are making these insane remarks? They are like the aforementioned fan, they get it. You are just simply behind right now. Not only to bama, but those other teams that beat you by THIRTY points per loss. Now, run along, find yourself a private spot, and honor SABAN !!

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 14

I don't have to have another auburn fan to help me. I been trying to bet any of you chicken bammers about next year season. Your little auburn doctor friend has no clue what going on. Auburn will be in top four next year. 2013 they will be number 1. I AM WAITING BAMMERS OR ANY STUPID AUBURN FAN OUT THERE THAT DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE TIGERS.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 15

99% of Bama fans believe that Auburn will be 3rd or 4th in the SECW ftr.

Originally posted on Open Forum by SP105.

Answer 16

Special ed, it isn't a matter of believing but a matter of recognizing where you are with respect to other teams. You really need to cut back on the dumbassery.

Originally posted on Open Forum by billywayneluck.

Answer 17

Silly billy, I know that Auburn tigers have you tossing and turning in bed, You can't sleep posting at 2 in the morning. But billy, you need to worry about auburn the way you and your bammer friends have been posting. Also I knew that not 1 bammer had the guts to bet. The auburn train is heading down the tracks in 2012-2015 and beyond and the rest of the sec and nation are going to wave bye as it passes because this train will not stop for anyone.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 18

I was up for a minute because some redneck tore ass through my neighborhood and woke the dog up. Probably some Aubie looking for Bama players/recruits cars and houses that we supposedly bought. I'd encourage you all to keep sending that crap to the NCAA when you "find" it.

That train you speak of...well I have no doubt it can't be stopped but you might not like where it is going. Even some of the biggest goober homers in the world are saying Cheezedick may be on the hot seat in another year or so.

Originally posted on Open Forum by billywayneluck.

Answer 19

I told the breezy idiot several weeks ago I would take him up on his bet. He is too stupid to acknowledge my response. Here it is idiot. The auburnettes will not win the sec, national title during the next two years. What is your wager? What they may win, is another invite to the chicken shat bowl.

BTW breeze, I sleep really good at night. One of the top rb's in america was interviewed recently and said he just had to "switch" to bama. did not care if he played, was 4th on the depth chart, redshirted etc. just wanted to play for a champion. He made this choice knowing he could start at Lee county. Says a lot for the lack of excitement in playing for the auburnettes.

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 20

You have never taken my bet. No you name the bet. If you are talking about yelmon or what ever his name is, he would be 5th on our dept chart so I am glad he would have a chance to play faster at you bammmer place.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 21

I have challenged your rantings as far back as 4 weeks ago. go check the messages. I will not make the bet, you already have. I am simply stating it will not happen as you have outlined it and that it is just another of your futile attempts to make the auburnettes look legit. My position is simple. I am taking the statistical approach. Every time you open your mouth pure comedy comes out. I like my odds. BTW, please check your spelling before making a reply.

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 22

breezy, read your last post and let me know if you are proud of the way you write, jumble words, and just make yourself look worse than you already are.

BTW, you know full well what the running backs name is. You just cannot spell it correctly. Our running backs are a particular source of pain for you. They tend to haul 10 auburnettes on their back for an additional 8 yards. (see the man trent in the 2011 IB. !!!

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 23

"yelmon"



You can't make this shit up.

Originally posted on Open Forum by billywayneluck.

Answer 24

You are right, yelmon is going to yel when auburn gets through hitting him, like in lights out.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 25

Breezy, give me a direct answer to this question. Why is it that during a time when a player can step right in and play as an auburnette can the staff not fill a recruiting class? Why ? Answer the question.

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 26

Breezy, still waiting on you to man up. I want an answer. Why will players not just swallow their pride and come play for the 5--19 guy? Why for 2012 could you not fill a recruiting class. You have been shatten in you pants for 6 months talking how auburn was going to be 1st in recruiting. What happened?????

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 27

Man up? Breezy? Yeah, right!

Originally posted on Open Forum by NCTider.

Answer 28

breezy...you still runnin from my question. why was/is your class ranked so poorly, and, why could you not sign a full class?

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 29

Breezy, I'll take the bet, right now. $1000 says Bama finishes higher in the final AP BOTH next year, and in 2013. So, are you going to man up, and accept the bet, or puss out like all Aubies do? I'm not yanking your chain.

***Note: Since I know you're broke as hell, I'll take a $100 bet, but $1000 if you're a man.

It's so awesome completely owning these fools. Look at them squirm, lol.

This post was edited on 2/10 4:17 PM by RMOORE54

Originally posted on Open Forum by RMOORE54.

Answer 30

I'll step mine in the other thread down to $100 if that fits Breezy's budget better. No, he wants us to begin every post with whore eagle. I'm not doing that so as a matter of principle, I wouldn't expect him to do it when he loses, either.

Go for the cash bet Breezy. It is easy. We can send it to a non-profit charity or the other school's athletic fund. Yes, that means I will donate to goober athletics if I lose, and you have to donate to ours when you lose.

Fair? I think so. Man up you little bitch!!!

Originally posted on Open Forum by billywayneluck.

Answer 31

Breezy, respond to these fine bama men. They are taking you to task. What are you going to do? I will try to give you some encouragement. You are in good shape because:

You have a great qb, no, I am wrong he opted for the draft. what was his name?

You have lost 42% of your players from the past 2 years, so the roster is plentiful, right? WRONG.

You do have a very good rb right? no, he followed malzooom.

Oh, but you have the countrys best incoming rb, right? Well, no, you see little nicky took him.

OH, OH, OH, but wait by god, we will be really good in 2013 and 2014 because of recruiting. Sorry, negative again. Auburnettes finish was an average of 15th even though you shat all over yourself promising it would be first.

Breezy, on second thought, you may really want to get someone to think this through for you.

Originally posted on Open Forum by tlbama35.

Answer 32

No you take my bet or no bet. I don't need your money. I want you to have to post (War Eagle). That would be priceless.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze tiger.

Answer 33

Breezy you gaping vajj, man up son! Monetary bet or sig bet. I am not doing a ban bet and I am not typing whore eagle to begin every post. I am not asking you to do something that stupid either. Pick a $ amount and charity or pick a sig and timeframe. When you do, we can talk about bets.

Or you can continue acting like someone's lady parts - in other words, keep doing what you are doing.

Ball is in your court.

Originally posted on Open Forum by billywayneluck_R885.

Answer 34

You just lifted your skirt and showed your vaj to everyone on this board. I knew you would wimp out, b/c you can't put your money where your mouth is. $1000 right now, if you're a man. Of course you won't take a real bet, b/c deep down you realize the majority of that "talent" you recruited the last few years is no longer at the barn, and yet we continue to stockpile elite talent, while developing a team that is essentially pro-ready.

Secondly, like I said, I'll take a $100 bet, b/c if I'm being completely honest, you just don't seem like a very intelligent person. I highly doubt you're making the type of dough that my BS from UofA and MS from Stanford makes me. You may be a pretty good guy, who knows, but I'm just calling it like I see it. Therefore, I'll take the $100 bet, but you should know you'll forever have the moniker of "puss" attached to your name if you can't man up and take the real bet. C'mon, what's it going to be? I mean, if you're so sure Auburn can finish better than us for the next two seasons, then it's easy money, right? lol, I guess you're not as confident when it comes to cold hard cash, are ya?

The fact is, you are not, and never will be Alabama. You'll undoubtedly use your ol' "last 30 years.....dada" line (really showing how astute of an intellectual you are), but if you ask ANYONE around the country what they think of when they think of college football, the first thing that comes to mind is "Alabama." We ARE hands-down the GOAT (Greatest of All Time), and you'll forever live in our shadow. Don't take it too hard though, b/c it could be worse. You could be Ole Miss. At least you're a step up from them (maybe).

Lastly, unless you take the bet, this is my last post directed toward you. This is due to several reasons. (1) You don't bring enough intellectual challenge to the board; (2) you're simply a coward who won't put-up, or shut-up; (3) I have no reason to state my case (Alabama) against yours (Auburn), b/c everyone that knows anything about college football knows we're the king of CFB; (4) you bore me; and (5) I'm an Alabama fan and you're and Auburn fan.....I win.

This post was edited on 2/11 2:09 PM by RMOORE54

Originally posted on Open Forum by RMOORE54_R885.

Answer 35

If you have a degree from stanford, you sure are pretty stupid to anything concerning Auburn football. I am a retired Auburn season ticket holder in both football and basketball, so don't think, I could not afford a little 1000.00 dollar bet. I don't need your money, I just want you to say, coolbreeze you the man, war eagle before every post when you address me. Either put up or shut up little man.

Originally posted on Open Forum by coolbreeze_tiger_R885.